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This is Just to Say

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I paired off
Neville and Snape.

Malfoy and Harry
had sex
in Filch's closet.

Seamus and Dean
made out
in the Gryffindor common room.

Remus and Sirus
are now
a couple.

Pavarti and Lavender
exchange secretive looks.

Fred and George
practice twincest.

I'm sorry,
Ms. Rowling,
for making all your characters
gay.
Though you must admit
it would've made the story
much better.
This is a poem called "This is Just to Say". This type of poem was popularized by William Carlos Williams. They are a way of saying "sorry" without meaning it. The original poem was used as a prompt in my writing class. I'm going post a few more "This is Just to Say"s. Try them for yourself. It is a fun way to write.

This one is written from the perspective of a slash writer. It's not me because I don't often write slash.

(These are not my characters. They belong to Ms. Rowling. So there.)
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